• Thu. Aug 28th, 2025

#DadJokes – Today’s Dad Jokes are….

  • How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for fresh prints.

  • The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line. Only a fraction of people will understand this

  • I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.

  • I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.

  • I can’t take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.