Cat Jokes of the Day…

Here are some fresh cat jokes for you:

1. What’s a cat’s favorite treat?

   • Mice cream!

2. Why did the cat run from the tree?

   • Because it was afraid of the bark!

3. How do cats stop crimes?

   • They call in the claw enforcement!

4. What’s a cat’s favorite magazine?

   • Good Mousekeeping.

5. Why did the cat sit on the math book?

   • Because it wanted to solve some purr-oblems!

6. What’s a cat’s favorite subject in school?

   • Hiss-tory!

7. What do cats like to eat on hot days?

   • A mice-cream cone!

8. How does a cat avoid trouble?

   • By always landing on its paws!

9. Why was the cat so good at video games?

   • Because it had nine lives!

10. What’s a cat’s favorite button on the remote?

    • Paws!

11. Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle?

    • Too many cheetahs!

12. What did the cat say when it fell off the table?

    • “Me-ow!”