Funny

What’s brown and sticky? A stick. My doctor told me I was going deaf. The news was hard for me to hear. A century ago, two brothers decided it was…

What has five toes and isn’t your foot? My foot. My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography. I don’t believe him, but that’s his story and he’s sticking…

If you’re feeling depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before you go to sleep. It’ll give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning. My landlord…

In 2017 I didn’t do a marathon. I didn’t do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke. Not to brag but I made six figures…

Did you hear Bruce Springsteen changed the lyrics to one of his songs? What’s he going to change next—his hair? His clothes? His face? This year’s Fibonacci convention is going…