#DadJokes – Today\\\\\\\’s Dad Jokes are….
I was in a job interview the other day and they asked if I could perform under pressure. I said no, but I could perform Bohemian Rhapsody. Why didn’t the…
#DadJokes – Todays Dad Jokes are….
“Cop: I’m arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia.” Man: “Wait! I can explain everything!” My friend couldn’t afford to pay his bill, so I sent him a “Get Well…
#DadJokes – Today\\\’s Dad Jokes are….
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line. My wife left me…
#DadJokes – Today\’s Dad Jokes are….
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and 8’s. How do you make a tissue dance? You put…
#DadJokes – Today’s Dad Jokes are….
How do nonbinary people hurt each other? They slash them. (They/them) I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me. What’s blue and not very heavy? Light…