Funny

I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he’s still making fun of me. I wasn’t close to my father…

How do cows stay up to date? They read the Moo-spaper. What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.

I’d like to have kids one day. I don’t think I could stand them any longer than that, though. What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped…

My parents raised me as an only child. Which really annoyed my younger brother. I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa! A kid decided…

I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.