Some New Dad Jokes…

Here’s a fresh batch of dad jokes:

1. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

   • They don’t have the guts.

2. I only know a few jokes about umbrellas.

   • But they usually go over people’s heads.

3. Did you hear about the guy who stole a calendar?

   • He got 12 months.

4. I used to hate facial hair…

   • But then it grew on me.

5. Why did the man fall down the well?

   • Because he couldn’t see that well!

6. I’m really good at my job at the orange juice factory.

   • I just have to concentrate.

7. Want to hear a joke about paper?

   • Never mind, it’s tearable.

8. What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

   • Dung.

9. How does a penguin build its house?

   • Igloos it together!

10. Why did the man put his money in the blender?

    • He wanted to make some dough!

11. What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house?

    • The living room.

12. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

    • She seemed surprised!