Some New Dog Jokes…

here are some tail-wagging dog jokes for you:

1. What kind of dog does magic tricks?

   • A labra-cadabra-dor!

2. Why did the dog sit in the shade?

   • Because he didn’t want to be a hot dog!

3. What’s a dog’s favorite kind of pizza?

   • Pupperoni!

4. How do dog catchers get paid?

   • By the pound!

5. What did the dog say to the tree?

   • “Bark!”

6. Why did the dog bring a pencil to his walk?

   • He wanted to draw some paws in the sand.

7. What do you call a dog magician?

   • A labra-cadabrador!

8. Why don’t dogs make good dancers?

   • Because they have two left feet!

9. What kind of dog loves bubble baths?

   • A shampoodle!

10. Why did the dog chase his own tail?

    • Because he was trying to make ends meet!

11. What’s a dog’s favorite instrument?

    • A trom-bone!

12. What’s a dog’s favorite dessert?

    • Pupcakes!