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here are 10 great jokes to lighten up Government Budget Day:
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Why did the finance minister bring a ladder to the budget presentation? Because the deficits were through the roof!
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What’s the government’s favorite type of music on Budget Day? Fiscal harmony!
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Why did the politician visit the gym on Budget Day? To work on his “flexible spending” plan!
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How do you know it’s Budget Day in the government cafeteria? All the portions get drastically cut!
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Why was the economist always calm during Budget Day? Because he had a lot of interest in staying composed!
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What did the calculator say to the budget analyst? “You can always count on me!”
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Why did the treasury official feel like a comedian on Budget Day? Because everyone was in stitches over the “funny numbers”!
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How does the government make a small fortune on Budget Day? By starting with a large fortune!